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A Little Bit About The One They Call 'Quiff'

Name: Quiff Paul Jonze

Age: 18 and a bit

Favourite Drink:Smirnoff Vodka with Coke, Redbull, Orange, Ice, Or Just By Itself. Smirnoff Rocks!!

Favourite Thing: Chicken Fried Rice. No, wait, anything with Soy Sauce.

Greatest Invention: The CD Player (Player, Player, Player... Its going to be years of therapy for that guy, thats for sure!)


My Biography: I have been told by a few people to write a proper biography. Seeing as i'm 18, this should be quite easy (less years=less work).
I was born in St Davids, just over 18 years ago. I weighed about as much as duck, maybe even a small dog.
My first memory is of chewing on a cabinet when I was about 3. I'm sure its from there, that I first appreciated good craftsmanship.
I attended an amazing Primary School until I graduated to David Hughes Secondary School when I was 12. I was awarded a Welsh Learners Dictionary for my years of service and good behaviour in primary school.
At David Hughes; I passed my SATs, gained 12 GCSEs and also the Rotary Club Award for Resistant Material Technology in 2000. I also have three A Levels and an AS in Maths (how, I don't know)

Aside from my education; I have travelled the world (most of it),

 


My Mates: A great bunch (See Peeps), wouldn't wanna go out with any other people. Although they do tend to take photos of me, when i'm not at my best (Above). Thankfully, they've all moved away, because I can't f**king stand them. Heh heh.


My Lifestyle: Seems to be 'The Traveller' at the moment. I have many interviews, all over the UK.


Craziest Thing(s) I've Ever Done: Semi-Naked Paintballing (God damn, that hurt like a bitch), Semi-Naked Midnight Strait Swimming (God damn, I couldn't feel my bollocks for a few days after every time i've done that), Semi-Naked Sandsurfing (God damn, why is everything so sodding semi-naked?)


Claim To Fame: An All-Natural Quiff which happened when I fell on my head and knocked myself unconcious, in primary school.

Burst-Questions

Favourite...

Colour:

Blue Or Silver. Sod it, its my site, so Blue AND Silver

Place:

Hong Kong, Australia, Singapore, Switzerland. Anywhere but here, basically.

Food:

Chicken Fried Rice. Hmm, Deja Vous...

Drink:

Haven't i answered this before? Oh well, Smirnoff Vodka.

Person:

Anyone willing to buy me a drink (Remember, I said if I ever saw you, i'd buy you one too...)

Object:

A black rubber bouncy ball. It kicks ass. I'm like that Nike Stick-Man guy with my little bouncy ball.

Word:

Hillarious (Usually preceded by 'Bloody')

Animal:

Geckoes. Love the lil' bastards.

Expression:

"Imagine It, Its Unimaginable" - Courtesy of God and Arwels Site

Day:

1st of almost any month. Mainly August.

Worst...

Colour:

Not really a colour, but Chintz or flowery-print really pisses me off

Place:

Holyhead. Or failing that, Rhyl. Glasgow is also a shit-hole.

Food:

How long have you got? Curry, Fajitas, the list certainly goes on and on (Ask Matty)

Drink:

No such thing. Although Strongbow is quite nasty.

Person:

Theres no such thing as a Worst Person, only misunderstood. Although there are a lot of tossers around here.

Object:

The Gun. Is an explanation needed?

Word:

Protein.

Animal:

All animals kick-ass in their own little way.

Expression:

"Disgusting" (Usually preceded by 'Bloody')

Day:

Any day which starts before 9am.

A Few Things You Never Knew About Me...

There you go, updated. Fan-bloomin-tastic!

 

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